Rule #20 Do Not Wax Your Willy at Public Urinals

CDC Adviser Arrested for Urinal Incident

Filed under D for Duh or Dumbass, take your pick.

I don't know whether to be impressed or repulsed by him being 67 and jacking off in a public bathroom.

Rule #20 is the George Michael Rule: Do Not Jack Off in Public Bathrooms, Duh.