Astronaut appears in court after arrest in romantic feud
Lisa Nowak is today's cautionary tale of woe. I love the name, by the way, Nowak, no whack. Well maybe not.
This astronaut wore adult diapers so she could drive straight through to confront and attempt to kidnap the third leg of the love triangle she was engaged in.
This is a mother of three and an astronaut, mind you. Not a dim bulb by any stretch. But what she did ranks right up there with idiotic acts undertaken by people lost in the throes of their insanity and obsession for guys with dreamy eyes or something, maybe its creamy thighs.
I just can't see how she thought any step in this long and convoluted stupid train was a good idea. Not the diapers, not the long drive, not the disguise, not the pepper spray, not the knife, none of it. But at least her photo matches the story, she looks haggard and more than a little crazy.
And to her eternal embarrassment, diapers, that image of her driving like a possessed woman from Houston wearing diapers. Not the wig, not the pepper spray or rubber hose or knife. Diapers. Let Lisa Marie Nowak and diapers and astronaut be henceforth forever known! Hahahaha.
Rule #30 is Think At Least Twice Before You Toss Your Life Into the Shredder and Try to Kidnap Someone, It Will Not End Well
