Rule #40 Just Shut Up

Paula Abdul: 'I've Never Been Drunk'. Not only has she never been drunk but she's never done recreational drugs (note that she left the door WIDE open for the abuse of prescribed drugs and she's always struck me as a pill popper).

"I've never been drunk. I have never done recreational drugs," she says. "Just look at my 20-year career. Tell me someone who is into partying or doing drugs that could have done that."

Wait, how in the hell did she parlay one decent song into a 20-year career? And let's examine Keith Richards estimated 200-year career that's been propped along for a good 80% on drugs.

Sometimes, I think I should get a job as an advisor to the stars to just stand off in the wings reminding them that its okay to just SHUT THE HELL UP.

Rule #40 is Just Shut Up.