Woman calls police about 'fake' cocaine and gets arrested for possession.
Good thinking, crackhead! Complain to the cops about your cheap, bad drugs being worse than usual and find yourself arrested. I'd almost feel guilty arresting Juanita Marie Jones and it kind of makes me sad to realize that she's 53 years old and a crackhead.
A way better strategy would have been to drop a dime on the bad crack dealer but that's a bit like biting the hand that feeds you (poison).
Rule #81 is Don't Complain to the Cops about Bad Crack You Bought
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