Rule #90(0) Do Not Become So Obese As To Need a Forklift to Move

Forklift Removes 900-Pound Man From Home

Granted, he has a medical condition that made him insatiably hungry which led to his morbid obesity. But still, you don't think there's a problem when your weight shoots right past 500 pounds?

At what point do you seek help? Was he waiting until he hit an even 1000 pounds, a half a freaking ton?

The medical people had to cut a hole in the side of his house to extract him and put him on a flatbed trailer to take him to the hospital. I have sympathy for the man but that sympathy has limits. Jeez, 900 pounds is more than five of me!

Rule #90(0) is Do Not Become So Obese As To Need a Forklift to Move