#111 Don't Sue for $67 Million Over a Pair of Pants

Judge Loses More Than Pants in Lawsuit

Roy Pearson, you are a colossal dumbass, jerk and embarrassment to judges everywhere. You were a judge who decided that Satisfaction Guaranteed gave you the right to sue a dry cleaner over a botched pair of pants for $67 million (later dropped to a far, far more reasonable $54 million).

As a result, you have lost your job and are known the world over as the dumbass who tried to sue for millions over a pair of pants.

Rule #111 is Don't Sue for $67 Million Over a Pair of Pants (doubly so if you're supposed to be a role model and uphold the law, like a judge).