Rule #47 Don't Rob the Store on the Corner

Man surrenders after robbery

This is the mentality I live within, Ezequiel Vega Arellano walked down to the corner convenience store with a great big kitchen knife, robbed the place, went home, woops, sorry, stopped by someone he owed money to and paid him with the stolen money, and then went home to await arrest.

While the cops were waiting for the warrant, he called 911 and confessed. Which is nice and polite and all but really rather stupid. He shouldn't have robbed the place in the first place, shouldn't have robbed it without a mask on, shouldn't have gone straight home, shouldn't have robbed a place he'd already had trouble in so the clerk recognized him, and shouldn't have gone to the absolute closest store to rob. That just smacks of laziness, both of mind and body. Have a nice stay in the pokey, Ezequiel.

Hey, change that second E in your name and you become EZSqueal!

Rule #47 is Don't Rob the Store on the Corner.