Rule #48 Wait Until You Get Home Before Smoking Meth and Jacking Off to Gay Porn

And that goes double or probably triple if you work in a friggin' school.

'Bizarre' details emerge in Bethlehem principal's arrest. Um yeah.

When police entered the office of Nitschmann Middle School Principal John Acerra to arrest him for allegedly selling crystal methamphetamine, they found the 50-year-old educator naked and watching gay pornography with sex toys nearby, sources say. Police also found a glass drug pipe and $200 in marked money on the desk, just minutes after an informant wearing a wire arranged to buy meth from Acerra about 6 p.m. Tuesday, officials said.

Dude, you're the principal of a middle school and you're smoking meth and watching pron with sex toys in your office? You have a good fun time living out your fantasies in the pokey, dumbass.

Rule #48 is Wait Until You Get Home Before Smoking Meth and Jacking Off to Gay Porn, Moreso if You Are A Middle School Principal