Rule #78 Ease Up on the Bottle if You've Already Gotten a DUI

Lindsay Lohan arrested on suspicion of drunken driving in Calif.

Just a mere two weeks after getting out of rehab for alcoholism and drug abuse. Woops.

I guess Lindsay wants to be like Paris and see what prison is like when you're not on a tour group.

Shame. Of all the pop tarts, I like Lindsay best because I think she's quite beautiful, even if that wrapping paper is the nice part and the toys inside are all busted up already. That is, to say, she's great looking but is pretty seriously damaged goods at this point.

Rule #78 is Ease Up on the Bottle if You've Already Gotten a DUI Recently.