Jose Luis Ortegon, you are today's lucky winner. Because of your affinity for large fuzzy dice hanging from your rear view mirror, you got popped for a whole bunch of charges all at once and your bail was nearly one and a half million bucks.
Because of big fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror of your 99 Geo. Yes, you are going to prison because big fuzzy dice. Marinate on that one for a couple of years, Jose.
At least your gun wasn't loaded even if you were, at 8:45 in the morning by the way.
Rule #345 is Choose One: Armed or Stupid
Rule #345 is Choose One: Armed or Stupid
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