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| George Zimmerman, is that you? |
Ahh, where to start. This is rather fertile territory for WNTD, this guy is a full on cautionary tale from the face tats to the vacant slightly tilted head to the tiny opening in his mouth. And the neckbeard and the neck tats.
And, of course, let's not overlook that this dipshit tattooed the logo for Bentley on this forehead. His chosen profession? Identity theft. Makes sense he'd want to be someone else after looking at his own dumb ass self in the mirror every morning.
Say hello to 26-year-old Derek Denesevich who, after buying records from Porscha (sooooo classy!) Kyles, filed false tax returns on Broward County residents. More than 100 people were affected by his scheme with total losses of more than $120,000.
Porscha is now serving a 3 year sentence in federal prison (real life Orange is the New Black!) for ID theft. Derek turned himself in because, come on, it wasn't like he was going to be able to hide anywhere, ever.
Bentleys and Porsches, oh my. Not really. Dude should have a Pontiac logo on his face, he might be able to afford one of those someday.
Rule #426 is Face Tats are NEVER a Good Idea, Doubly So for an ID Thief
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