8.02.2014

#427 OMG, WTF Lions at the Zoo are NOT for Petting

Rules (and common sense) do NOT apply to RenAe Ferguson
Michigan woman blames zoo losing finger tried pet caged lion

Hi, Renae (kudos on the annoying spelling!), the very fact that you are attempting to lay blame for your own unbelievably idiotic actions tells me all I need to know. You're a moron. A vain, culpability dodging moron.

She was told, repeatedly, to stay away from the lion cage. She ignored the warnings because she wanted to pet the lion. The lion, oddly enough, didn't give a shit what this dumb woman wanted and bit her when she stuck her idiot finger into his cage.

And now, of course, Renae is suing the zoo because it couldn't possibly be her fault she shoved her idiot finger into the face of a fucking LION (put another way, she was trying pet the King of the Jungle like he was a housecat)! She's lucky the lion didn't bite down, pull back and take her whole idiot hand.

But she probably tastes like idiot so the lion just had a nibble.

And of course, it is people like this that ruin close up experiences for everyone because they are unable to contain their idiotness from bubbling over, getting hurt and then suing to keep other, similar idiots from hurting themselves in the same way.

I'd actually be all for putting a door in and letting morons walk right in to "pet the kitties".

Rule #427 is OMG, WTF Lions at the Zoo are NOT for Petting

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