#431 Your Back Pocket is a Dumb Place for Your Phone

Tennessee man arrested for drugs after butt dialing 911 while on his way to go buy some pot. Let's set aside the stupidity of marijuana being illegal in the first place while tobacco and alcohol are not (because that's just stupid). I simply cannot understand the mentality that enables someone to take their smartphone (a glass enclosed brick of expensive and reasonably delicate electronics) and shoves it in their back pocket. And then further goes and sits on said phone.

The fact that his ass dialed 911 and got him arrested is a good thing since Grant O'Connor ain't the smartest knife in the drawer.

But I tend to think anyone carrying their expensive smartphone in their back pocket is a bit of a moron.

Rule #431 is Your Back Pocket is a Dumb Place for Your Phone