#402 Keep Your Hands To Yourself, Senor Grabby Hands

Senor Grabby Hands is off the streets.

Watsonville police: 'The Groper' arrested after 3 year assault spree
Jose Navarro clearly has a problem. He's either so sexually repressed that he can't control his impulses to reach out and grab women's groins or he's just an asshole who thinks women (and probably everyone else) exist for his enjoyment.

Either way, his reign of terror has come to an end. Now his own personal reign of terror begins because this bag of dirt is going to spend at least a few years behind bars.

Which is fine, he groped dozens of women over three years, scaring the crap of them while he got whatever jollies he got from molesting strangers. And, because he's clearly a genius, his sentence will be that much worse because many of the women he groped weren't women at all, at least not yet, they were teenaged girls under the age of 18 which adds a nice pedophilic aspect to his groping.

Here's hoping he goes away for a long time.

Rule #402 is Keep Your Hands To Yourself, Senor Grabby Hands

#134 Don't Grope Santa Claus

Woman Accused of Groping Mall Santa

Sandrama Lamy of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace for grabbing a hold of Santa and getting whatever mote of pleasure she could from her public fondling, with children waiting, of course.

I don't know if she was drunk or stoned or just horny or whatever but there's no rhyme or reason to what she did, especially since the Santa in question was 65 years old and rather embarrassed by the "attention".

Rule #134 is Don't Grope Santa Claus