These two idiot kids (I can say that now because I'm no longer an idiot kid, I'm an idiot adult) robbed a Jack in the Box and a gas station with a revolver and then wrecked the stolen Audi they'd been driving around in.
All for a whopping $150 in cash and now these dipshits are facing multiple charges including armed robbery, possession of a stolen car, commercial burglary and conspiracy.
Which is to say, that wicked $150 haul is nowhere near enough reward for the long term risks to their liberty. But I'm fairly sure they're not bright enough to realize how unutterably stupid they are.
Rule #368 is Petty Crime Carries Not So Petty Time
