#421 Don't Try To Get Your Co-Worker Raped Because You Don't Like Them

She looks as sweet as arsenic pie.

Woman 'posted fake rape me invitation online to get men to attack colleague after row' , a woman named Joanne Berry is accused of going online and pretending to be her co-worker whom she apparently hated for some lame ass reason.

She then went on to attempt to get men to come to her co-workers house and "engage" in her rape fantasy and force their way in and have their way with her.

Note, Joanne Berry is the one doing this pretending to be her co-worker. That is, Joanne Berry is engaged in a substantial fraud in order to attempt to get back at her co-worker by means of using random horny losers to try and get one to rape her.

All of this just goes to show that Joanne Berry, and anyone who thinks like she does, is the scum of the earth. A coward by trying to use others to do her dirty work, a scumbag for trying to use rape as revenge.

Here is hoping she is found guilty and made a gigantic example of. The harshest sentence possible in the harshest prison possible. Let it be known that this kind of crime will not be acceptable ever.

Rule #421 is Don't Try To Get Your Co-Worker Raped Because You Don't Like Them

#385 Don't Wear These Stupid "Pants"

In the ever expanding scope of things to NOT do, here's a fashion don't.

Don't wear these ridiculous looking super high waisted pants. They're ugly and you will be laughed at everywhere you go.

You'd have to be high as hell to even think about them. And you'd have to have a whole crapload more money than sense because these ugly things are discounted to a still crazy over-priced for looking like a moron, $1046.50.

Yeah, the designers want you to pay one thousand dollars to look like you're trying to give yourself an epic wedgie. Good luck with that.

About the only positive thing that I could think of to say about these is that you can go topless and not be indecent though you'll still look like an idiot.

Rule #385 is Don't Wear These Stupid "Pants"

#349 Don't Shave Your Vajanay While Driving

Megan Barnes Driving While Shaving! Fla. Woman Arrested After Crash, Grooming "Bikini Area" Say Cops
Okay, let me clue you in, Megan Barnes. You're not very pretty and driving recklessly while shaving your vagina and having your ex husband steer for you is a clear indication that you're some kind of stupid too. You couldn't have, you know, pulled over and let him drive so could shave? Or, here's a crazy thought, you could have shaved at home in the privacy of your own bathroom.

But then, since you had no license and got a DUI the day before, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you're probably not the sharpest knife in the drawer. You're certainly not the prettiest.

And if your face makes your date run away then why are you wasting time trimming up your vajanay?

Rule #349 is Don't Shave Your Vajanay While Driving