#447 Do Not Chase Children with a Baseball Bat Threatening to Hang Them

Lisa Marie Elberson is an angry, violent racist bitch.

Cops: Woman arrested after chasing kids with baseball bat, screaming racial slurs

This is one of those rules that seems like it shouldn't need to be written out so explicitly but leave it to good ol' Florida Woman to prove me wrong.

Lisa Marie Elberson took umbrage (though I'm pretty sure she doesn't know what the word means) when a group of teenage boys got into a beef with her husband near their house. When they came by again, and said something, the "lovely" Mrs Elberson grabbed a bat and chased them while screaming racist epithets.

"One of the teens recorded the incident and showed it to authorities. At one point in the video, she stated to a teen "I hang your family from my tree" and used a racial slur, the incident report said."

Of course, there are comments on the story that excuse her vile behavior, there are always going to be assholes making apologies for other assholes. It is one way to figure out who the assholes are.

Elberson faces charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, child abuse and simple battery. She is being held in Lake County Jail on $5,000 bond.

Rule #447 is Not Chase Children with a Baseball Bat Threatening to Hang Them

#416 Just Because You're Black Doesn't Mean You Can't Be Racist

Diversity & Equity Center: White folks need not apply.

College group cancels diversity 'happy hour' after excluding white staffers

The "Staff, Faculty and Administrators of Color" encouraged employees to reply to the invitation to find out the confidential date and time of what was being called a "happy hour" to "build support and community" for people of color. 

The invite made it clear white people were not invited. 

The email read: "If you want to create space for white folks to meet and work on racism, white supremacy, and white privilege to better our campus community and yourselves, please feel free to do just that."

 Calling something a diversity happy hour and then going out of your way to not only exclude but also deride your white co-workers is and always will be racist. Your skin color does not give you a pass to behave like a racist. Nothing gives you a pass to be racist.

Rule #416 is Just Because You're Black Doesn't Mean You Can't Be Racist