Rule #61 Heed Warnings

Affectionate plane passenger convicted for multiple over-the-top (allegedly) public displays of affection with his girlfriend on a flight to Raleigh.

The flight crew gave Carl William Persing and his girlfriend, Dawn Elizabeth Sewell, several warnings as they were skeeving out the other passengers. And Mr Horny Tough Guy threatened the flight attendant a couple of times.

If you'd just mellowed out and been a good little passenger then you'd have gotten to Raleigh and your hotel room where you could molest your girl all you want. But you behaved like a total tool and get to do some jail time.

Smooth move, Ex-Lax.

Rule #61 is Heed Warnings or it could be, Keep It In Your Pants Until You're Alone, Studmuffin.