#317 Do Not Try to Sell Your Child So You Can Buy More Meth

Salinas couple tried to sell baby at Walmart for $25

Welcome to the spotlight of meth-fueled stupidity, Patrick Fousek and Samantha Tomasini. Your addiction to getting high has now put you at the forefront of drug addled idiocy. Patrick tried to sell his six month old child outside a Walmart in Salinas for the pathetic sum of $25. Which goes to show how much he valued his own flesh and blood, that is, not anywhere near as much as getting high for a little bit longer.

And that is just deeply, deeply sad and pathetic.

Meth is a helluva drug. A hell of an awful nightmarish descent into a bleak universe of stoniness and stupidity. I used to be scared of stuff like coke and crack but they seem pretty tame compared to the grip that meth gets on its users. Meth reaches deep inside an addict's body and right down into the soul where it wrenches and tears that soul to shreds and makes a person rationalize the irrational and attempt to undertake the unthinkable.

And, I'm not sure but I think this will completely disqualify Samantha Tomasini for the Mother of the Year voting. 

Rule #317 is Do Not Try to Sell Your Child So You Can Buy More Meth

#231 Cheap Thrills Can Be Really Costly

Ex-Millbrae schoolteacher who filmed in girls bathroom gets 2 years. In addition to being an extremely stupid teacher, he's also a meth-head with really stupid looking sideburns.

As a result of David Lista's indulgence of his particular brand of sexual idiocy, he gets to spend two years in prison. I'm sure he will have a spectacularly awful time.

Rule #231 is Cheap Thrills Can Be Really Costly