#447 Do Not Chase Children with a Baseball Bat Threatening to Hang Them

Lisa Marie Elberson is an angry, violent racist bitch.

Cops: Woman arrested after chasing kids with baseball bat, screaming racial slurs

This is one of those rules that seems like it shouldn't need to be written out so explicitly but leave it to good ol' Florida Woman to prove me wrong.

Lisa Marie Elberson took umbrage (though I'm pretty sure she doesn't know what the word means) when a group of teenage boys got into a beef with her husband near their house. When they came by again, and said something, the "lovely" Mrs Elberson grabbed a bat and chased them while screaming racist epithets.

"One of the teens recorded the incident and showed it to authorities. At one point in the video, she stated to a teen "I hang your family from my tree" and used a racial slur, the incident report said."

Of course, there are comments on the story that excuse her vile behavior, there are always going to be assholes making apologies for other assholes. It is one way to figure out who the assholes are.

Elberson faces charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, child abuse and simple battery. She is being held in Lake County Jail on $5,000 bond.

Rule #447 is Not Chase Children with a Baseball Bat Threatening to Hang Them

#430 Do the Opposite of What the Racist Cops in Ferguson, MO are Doing

Prepped for a long occupation of their home town. WUT?

Unless you've been slumbering under a rock far away from the news, you are more than aware of the continuing cycle of violence in Ferguson, MO after the shooting death of an unarmed, non-resisting teenage boy named Michael Brown.

At virtually every turn since the racially charged (and, ostensibly totally unnecessary) killing of Brown, the Ferguson PD as reacted almost as poorly as possible. It appears they really just wanted an excuse to pretend to be a military occupying force in their own town.

Look at the images from Ferguson, those aren't National Guardsmen, those are LOCAL cops in full riot gear with flak jackets and enough ammo to take on a small nation. These idiots are supposed to be protecting and serving the same people they are accused of wantonly arresting or shooting.

Non-violent protests turn violent when you have cops showing up in full riot gear shooting tear gas into crowds. Violence begets violence and injustice (the shooting of a teenager without anything even CLOSE to resembling probable cause or fear for the officer's life).

The officer who shot Michael Brown six times and killed him? His name is Darren Wilson, he's a cop with a history of violence and complaints against him. Actually, it appears that more cops in Ferguson are of Wilson's ilk than not.

And there are plenty of "good", god-fearing folks who have rallied to Darren Wilson's "cause" (calling the shooting of unarmed teenagers a cause is a pretty ridiculous stretch) including St. Louis Cardinals' fans selling shirts and engaging in deeply offensive race baiting of protesters. Here's a free tip, if you're on the side of the white cop with a history of violence against an unarmed teenager then you're wrong. Plain and damned simple.

And nothing the Ferguson PD has done since has done anything to change the perception that they are a legally empowered white power gang (source) that can murder with near impunity.

Tear down the institutions with codified racism, start over with a clean slate, hire and train police officers from the localities they will be expected to police, take away all the freakin' military gear and force the police to engage with the populace on a more transparent and communicative level. Oh yes, please stop the civil forfeiture BS too, seriously, you assholes are supposed to protect and serve US, not your own fucking bank accounts.

Rule #430 is Do the Opposite of What the Racist Cops in Ferguson, MO are Doing

#416 Just Because You're Black Doesn't Mean You Can't Be Racist

Diversity & Equity Center: White folks need not apply.

College group cancels diversity 'happy hour' after excluding white staffers

The "Staff, Faculty and Administrators of Color" encouraged employees to reply to the invitation to find out the confidential date and time of what was being called a "happy hour" to "build support and community" for people of color. 

The invite made it clear white people were not invited. 

The email read: "If you want to create space for white folks to meet and work on racism, white supremacy, and white privilege to better our campus community and yourselves, please feel free to do just that."

 Calling something a diversity happy hour and then going out of your way to not only exclude but also deride your white co-workers is and always will be racist. Your skin color does not give you a pass to behave like a racist. Nothing gives you a pass to be racist.

Rule #416 is Just Because You're Black Doesn't Mean You Can't Be Racist

#296 The First Rule of Being a School Bus Driver is to Stop Fights, Not Start Them

Palm Beach County school bus driver encouraged brawl, tried to cover it up by putting his hat over the security camera in the bus. He also told the victims that he was going to let the two Latino boys, an 11 and 12 year old, get their butts kicked by three black students because of what they'd said the day before adding "If the black kids whoop your white ass, I ain't going to say nothing. There is more of them then there are of ya'll." Nice.

Think kids that young can't cause real damage? "One of the victims required three staples to his head to close the laceration to his scalp, police said. He also had a swollen nose and forehead. The other boy had a swollen face and jaw."

Which is, of course, to say that Andre Caldwell, the driver of the school bus is a racist dumbass who is likely going to be headed to prison for two counts of cruelty toward a child that could result in physical or mental injury, and one count of culpable negligence. Nice thinking, idiot.

Rule #296 is The First Rule of Being a School Bus Driver is to Stop Fights, Not Start Them

#268 Don't Be a Hateful Douchebag from your Work Email

Upstate NY school board president ‘regularly’ sends offensive e-mails.

Now, here's the thing, I know there are assholes who think that being racist is some kind of twisted cute or funny or acceptable. I know there are assholes who think that being offensive is humorous. I know that isn't going to change in my lifetime.

But using your professional email to forward hate-based emails to other people is not only offensive, its stupid and could even expose your company or school in this case to lawsuits.

If you truly feel the need to spread hate then you should probably do it from the relative privacy of your personal email and not doing it from work/school computers on their servers.

You could also examine why you are such a complete and utter asshat, Mr. Robert J. Weller, but I'm not holding my breath. The emails aren't funny or appropriate and basically paint you as a big, fat, white racist shitbag, I hope your wife and children are thoroughly ashamed of you and that your colleagues shun you and that you cry yourself to sleep every night now that you've been outed as the scumbag you are. I hope but you've probably surrounded yourself with other racist pricks who think being hateful is funny.

Rule #268 is Don't Be a Hateful Douchebag from your Work Email

Rule #89 Don't Make Racist Videos and Post Them To YouTube If You Like Your Job

Officer Resigns Over YouTube Videos

A 60 year old cop and her sister wanted to "expose the truth about America" so they made some videos that demonstrated what rampant and disgusting racists they were and then posted the videos to YouTube.

Not surprisingly, people noticed, complained and this idiot got fired.

Yes, we have free speech in this country. But there's no way an overt racist can effectively serve as an officer of the law. By all means, be an intolerant shithole moron, that's your right as an American. Just don't expect anyone else to see any truth in your spewed rants when they are nothing but disgusting hate speech.

Rule #89 is Don't Make Racist Videos and Post Them To YouTube If You Like Your Job and Most Especially If You're A Cop

Rule #87 Behave Like Human Beings

Not like these deranged racist scumbags who kidnapped and tortured a black woman for a week.

And they did it to her because she was black. They willingly tortured and assaulted and abused someone because they were black and, according to their in-bred and moronic logic, inferior to her. Their crimes are nothing but straight evidence of their own inferiority.

How disgusting to share the label of human being with people like this. They are so unlike human beings that it would be better to call them homoinferior or something to mark them as the degenerate scum they are. A mother and son, a mother and daughter and two more, all scum. Throw them in a dark, dark hole.

Rule #87 is Behave Like a Human Being