#429 How Odd, A Child Molester Does Not Like Being the "Child" in a Molestation

Child molester sues over jailhouse rapes because, amazingly enough, he doesn't like someone else forcing their sexual parts into his orifices. How very odd and, I'll go out on a limb here, the irony is lost on him.

The plaintiff in the case is serving ten years for molesting and raping a child.

If you can't see my fingers right now, they are playing the world's smallest violin. I have zero sympathy for rapists getting some karmic payback. I don't have any belief that they can be rehabilitated, I just rather like them getting a taste of their own medicine.

All of that said, I find it rather interesting that the victim is unnamed and his molester is named, John Markwell, a known felon with a long history of violent sexual offenses, must have been a coincidence that the child rapist got put in with him, I'm sure.

I do know, if I were a judge on the case, it would take me all of five seconds to throw the case out.

Rule #429 is How Odd, A Child Molester Does Not Like Being the "Child" in a Molestation

#419 Don't Sell Black Teens to For Profit Prisons for Kickbacks

1000's of lives ruined by his greed.

Judge Sentenced to 28 Years For Selling Black Teens to Prisons

Now, if we were going to be generous then maybe we'd say that Mark Ciavarella Jr. was absent the day in law school where they talked about ethics and right and wrong.

And maybe Mark Ciavarella Jr. has a wicked coke and hooker habit that he's kept under wraps because of the payments from the prisons to which he supplied innocent black teenaged men to.

Or maybe the mafia had kidnapped his family and ordered him to ruin thousands upon thousands of lives by sending them to prison despite being innocent (I wonder if Mark Ciavarella Jr. would consider them guilty of being black and that being his douchey way of attempting to justify his actions?).

But none of these things are true, are they? Nope. The reality is that Mark Ciavarella Jr. is a pile of man-shaped garbage who sent thousands to prison so he could line his pockets on their lost days, weeks, months and years.

Mark Ciavarella Jr. is unrepentant despite facing the next three decades behind bars for being clearly and without a doubt being found guilt of having sold black teenagers into prisons. He says claims no laws were broken and the payments were finders fees. Which kind of makes no sense unless you're grasping at non-existent straws because you got caught selling black teenagers to for profit prisons.

I'd just like to say that I, personally, hope you suffer every single moment of every single day of every single month of every single year you spend rotting in that fucking cell you sentenced so many others to. You deserve it. You deserve to be scared for your lily white asshole. Those who abuse the power vested in them by the public trust should expect the backlash to be severe, as it damned well should be.

Rule #419 is Don't Sell Black Teens to For Profit Prisons for Kickbacks

#373 There But for the Grace of Fortune Go Thee

Not homeless people. Yet.

Note, these are not homeless people, at least not yet, they are or were employees at the most aggressive foreclosure company in New York. They are dressed this way as some asshole thought a Homeless Halloween Party was a good idea. And someone else thought it was a good idea to get some good pictures of these disgusting jerks. Some similarly appalled person at the party forwarded the photos to the press and things got rather interesting for these distasteful party goers.

Well, it was with great pleasure that I read that Steven J. Baum's law firm is going belly up. Suck karmic teats, you haters! Awful Homelessness-Mocking Foreclosure Firm Closes

The oddest part is that the firm's principal, none other than Steven J. Baum himself, blames a columnist for having destroyed his company and putting people out on those very same streets with the very same people his ex-employees mocked so hideously. I'm sure Steven J. Baum is not going to be homeless anytime soon but there is a distinct tang of a karmic smackdown in the air, isn't there?

Rule #373 is There But for the Grace of Fortune Go Thee

#229 Obey The OJ Rule

ABC News: Suspect in Holloway Case Allegedly Caught Arranging for Sex Workers

This kid is an absolute fucking idiot. He got away with murdering a pretty girl on holiday in Aruba and then goes and tries to traffic sex workers into Britain from Thailand?

Not only that but the same people who coerced him into confessing the crime in Aruba set him up again.

Joran van der Sloot, you are a fucking idiot. And a scumbag who should spend the rest of your days in prison trying to keep your six clear.

Only a lack of evidence in the Holloway disappearance kept his stupid ass out of jail. But now they've got him on video and on audio tape. Which is Check and Mate, idiot boy.

Oh, and the OJ Rule mentioned above? OJ Simpson murdered his ex-wife and her "friend". After a ridiculous trial, he was acquited but later found guilty in a civil court and ordered to pay a gajillion dollars to the Goldman family. Fast forward a decade or so and this moron "masterminds" a strong arm robbery of some memorabilia merchants. He was found guilty this time and will get to spend most of the rest of his life behind bars. Some say he was unfairly punished for the crime he was charged but I'd say he was unfairly unpunished for murdering two people in a horribly grisly fashion. The OJ Rule reads something like: If you get away with murder, keep out of trouble for the rest of your life or you'll get your karmic payback for being a dumbass and committing a stupid crime.

Rule #229 is Obey The OJ Rule