#343 Sober Up, Asshole

Cyclist says man in electric wheelchair chased her around Fort Pierce parking lot for three days
Okay, first off, the headline and article are misleading. This assault did not take place for three straight days, it occurred over three consecutive days.

Which means that Harry Lee Gray pretty much wakes up and gets drunk every day.

Anyway, this grumpy old lazy drunk hassled a cyclist over three days culminating in bashing into her, knocking her off her bike and then slamming the bike on the ground (Gray is not wheel chair bound, he can walk for short periods when he's not staggering drunk).

No reason is given for Gray's rampant douchery aside from the fact that he's an alcoholic and looks like a real piece of work in his booking photo.

Gray should have also been arrested for DUI as well as the misdemeanor battery and criminal mischief charges (seems like pretty limp charges too).

Rule #343 is Sober Up, Asshole

#283 Don't Throw Dogs into Ravines

Teen pleads guilty to tossing Chihuahua puppy into ravine, faces jail time.

The story is that this kid, Andrew Ariola Corpus, was drunk and playing with the dog, the dog nipped him so he stuffed it in a box and threw it in a ravine.

Which is to say, he's a piece of shit angry teenage drunk. I hope he gets the maximum sentence of a year in prison and realizes that being a mean douchebag of a human being is a shortcut to a really crappy life.

The dog was found five days later and was mostly okay just hungry, covered in ticks (eww) and cold.

Have you ever noticed that people tend to do some pretty stupid things when they're drunk? Jimmy Buffett has a song with a chorus of "A permanent reminder of a temporary feeling," that sums up the in-the-moment stupidity that will likely lead to this kid spending a year of his life behind bars for being a drunk dumbass.

Rule #283 is Don't Throw Dogs into Ravines