#395 Naked is Good, Naked on "Bath Salts"? Not so much

Hot and Hulk strength is a scary combo!

Samantha Edwards: Charged with Naked Ice Capades in Greene County which sounds pretty awesome. She's quite good looking and the idea of her getting naked sounds good until you get to the part where she's toasted on "bath salts". In addition to waggling her genitals at skaters, she tore the covers off a couple of electrical boxes (no mention if she did this with her hands or her vag) and a couple of fire extinguishers disappeared from the building too.

There are places I have no interest in going, both physically and within my own body. I learned at an early age that there are absolutely some drugs I have zero interest in trying. Bath salts is quite high on that list. I've no interest in being turned into a face eating freak job.

But I would happily examine more "evidence" from this rather attractive lady's crimes if needed.

Rule #395 is Naked is Good, Naked on "Bath Salts"? Not so much

#177 Keep Your Clothes on While Thieving

Woman mistook naked thief for husband

This story seems too bizarre to be true. A thief was stealing stuff from a house while the family was asleep. He noticed that the husband was sleeping on the couch and figured he'd add a little nookie to his theft for the night. So he took off his clothes and got into bed with the woman of the house.

She woke up when his voice was not the voice of her husband's, went into the living room and saw her sleeping husband and then started screaming.

Hard to believe but the naked thief got away with the loot he'd stolen and his big brass balls clanging like gongs while he ran (no, not really on the brass balls part). The hutzpah displayed is astonishing and he's lucky he didn't get beaten into a nasty puddle of goo.

Rule #177 is Keep Your Clothes on While Thieving

Rule #19 Don't Take Your Pants Off in a Courtroom

Lawyer Naked With Teen in Court

You'd think we wouldn't have to go over these rules again and again, you'd think that people would know better. But let me tell you that penis-powered compulsions are a bitch to say no to.

Not that Larry Charles shouldn't have known better. He should have and has given up any chance at a "normal" life anymore as a result. Ooops. At what point did taking your pants off in a courtroom seem like an appropriate thing to do?

My expectation is that all of these sex-monkey crimes are going to come under a set of mental disorders dealing with sexual compulsion. But, until then, its wrong and sick and throw the farkin' bugger in the pokey in the wrong end place.

Rule #19 is Do Not Solicit 14 Year Old Girls for Sex in Courtrooms, Empty or Not or Do Not Take Your Pants in a Courtroom, Empty or Not.