#133 Keep Your Fetish To Yourself

Itsy-bitsy pink bikini gets serviceman jail when he decided to "go public" with his fetish for dressing up in women's clothes, including the pink bikini number he went out in.

Um yeah, dude. It isn't a problem that you like to play dress up. Do what you want behind closed doors, heck pound nails through your scrotum if that gets you happy. Just keep it in private. Don't air your freaklight and you'll probably be alright.

Instead he went out, got arrested and faces a hefty fine and a day in jail. Was it worth it?

Rule #133 is Keep Your Fetish To Yourself

#104 Leave Your Inflatable Sex Doll at Home

Toying With Doll Lands Man in Hoosegow

Craig S. McCullough of Cedar Rapids, Iowa, you are today's dumbass horndog winner! Or loser.

Let's run down the myriad stupidities here.

1. You own an inflatable sex doll.
2. You brought your inflatable sex doll to a public office building. Made far worse because some of the offices are used by Federal officials of the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency.
3. You decided to "lay with" your inflatable loser sex doll in a public bathroom in this office building.
4. You got caught with your pants down in a public bathroom with an inflatable sex doll.
5. You get to be the inflatable sex doll in jail!

There is no possible rationalization for this numbnut's stupidity. Oh yeah, Craig has a 2004 conviction for burglarizing a wedding gown store and stealing a mannequin in a bridal gown so there might be a pattern of repeat stupidity going on here.

Rule #104 is Leave Your Inflatable Sex Doll at Home