12.04.2007

#121 Don't Presume The Rest of the World is as Stupid as You Are

Hmmmm. Something's different about you

The quick story is:
Dude was driving drunk and didn't want a DUI so he fled the traffic stop. He goes home, shaves his mustache and changes his clothes and then tries to report that his truck was stolen. The cops don't buy it and he gets arrested for drunk driving, escape and related charges.

He gets extra points for bravado but loses all those extra points on sheer stupidity and for driving drunk.

Rule #121 is Don't Presume The Rest of the World is as Stupid as You Are

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