Woman Accused of Groping Mall Santa
Sandrama Lamy of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace for grabbing a hold of Santa and getting whatever mote of pleasure she could from her public fondling, with children waiting, of course.
I don't know if she was drunk or stoned or just horny or whatever but there's no rhyme or reason to what she did, especially since the Santa in question was 65 years old and rather embarrassed by the "attention".
Rule #134 is Don't Grope Santa Claus
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