Police: Pepsi theft no accident where the guy used a self-checkout lane, paid for his groceries and then piled six 12-packs of Pepsi on his cart on the way out of the store.
Only problem is that there's this tiny little thing called video surveillance that easily demonstrated his crime was not an accident.
And now, Thomas Sturgis of Cleveland is facing a petty theft charge for $22 worth of soda. Good thinking, dumbass!
Do you know what the difference is between a really nasty prison and Club Fed? The amount of money you stole. Steal a small amount and you go to blue collar prison, steal millions and you get a vacation at Club Fed. I'm an honest man but if I were going to commit crimes, I'd for damned sure not be going after the nickel and dime crap this idiot did.
Rule #163 is Don't Steal Cheap Stuff
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