#166 Don't Try To Cash Ridiculously Fake Checks

Texas man trying to cash $360 billion check arrested and, one hopes, laughed at by every single person he crossed paths with on the way to his cell.

Granted, he's just 21 and from Texas so we should all cut him a little slack but even the dimmest among us should be able to recognize that the check was far, far in excess of anything anyone could have possibly written him.

Come on, do you know how many zeros there are in 360 billion? An awful lot.

Charles Ray Fuller, you are the moron of the day. Enjoy your reign but it'll be a short one as I'm sure there's someone else out there doing something even dumber and more patently ridiculous.

Oh yeah, he also tried to cash the check with a concealed weapon AND a sack of weed. Which goes to demonstrate what an absolute fool he really is. Next time, Charles Ray Fuller, aim a little lower and just forge the check for a couple thousand and you're alot less likely to be laughed at and prosecuted. Moderation in all things, including crime, is alot less likely to raise suspicions but, since you're a Texan, maybe you thought $360,000,000,000 WAS being moderate.

Rule #166 is Don't Try To Cash Ridiculously Fake Checks