#283 Don't Throw Dogs into Ravines

Teen pleads guilty to tossing Chihuahua puppy into ravine, faces jail time.

The story is that this kid, Andrew Ariola Corpus, was drunk and playing with the dog, the dog nipped him so he stuffed it in a box and threw it in a ravine.

Which is to say, he's a piece of shit angry teenage drunk. I hope he gets the maximum sentence of a year in prison and realizes that being a mean douchebag of a human being is a shortcut to a really crappy life.

The dog was found five days later and was mostly okay just hungry, covered in ticks (eww) and cold.

Have you ever noticed that people tend to do some pretty stupid things when they're drunk? Jimmy Buffett has a song with a chorus of "A permanent reminder of a temporary feeling," that sums up the in-the-moment stupidity that will likely lead to this kid spending a year of his life behind bars for being a drunk dumbass.

Rule #283 is Don't Throw Dogs into Ravines