#319 Cum is NOT a Weapon

Man allegedly ejaculated into water bottle not once but twice several months apart.

Michael Lallana is today's idiot offender award winner (don't be so jealous, the award is a small cell with a big cellmate). Not sure what point he was trying to make by spewing his seed into a co-worker's water bottle but I'm sure his cellmate will be fascinated to hear the tale.

For his depravity, Michael is now facing up to three years in jail for misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive material in public (that would be the semen) and assault (with a gooey substance) with a conditional add-on of committing a crime for sexual gratification. He'll also be registered as a sex offender if/when he's convicted.

So yeah, folks, remember, bodily fluids are not to be used as weapons. That means no puking on people, no "depositing" sperm into their food/water, no bleeding on someone on purpose. Keep that nasty (and occasionally dangerous) stuff to yourself or you will be facing jail time like Mr. Bottle Blow up there.

Rule #319 is Cum is NOT a Weapon