#349 Don't Shave Your Vajanay While Driving

Megan Barnes Driving While Shaving! Fla. Woman Arrested After Crash, Grooming "Bikini Area" Say Cops
Okay, let me clue you in, Megan Barnes. You're not very pretty and driving recklessly while shaving your vagina and having your ex husband steer for you is a clear indication that you're some kind of stupid too. You couldn't have, you know, pulled over and let him drive so could shave? Or, here's a crazy thought, you could have shaved at home in the privacy of your own bathroom.

But then, since you had no license and got a DUI the day before, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you're probably not the sharpest knife in the drawer. You're certainly not the prettiest.

And if your face makes your date run away then why are you wasting time trimming up your vajanay?

Rule #349 is Don't Shave Your Vajanay While Driving