The reasoning for this stupid ass rule is that some people on the beach occasionally get hit by errant frisbees or footballs. Which means, of course, that they need to prevent anyone from doing so. Unless you buy a permit (I'm not joking) and then you can play catch in a designated area.
Really? Come on, LA, I always knew you were an uptight douchebag city but this is going way too far.
The ordinance also prohibits digging a hole on the beach deeper than 18 inches. Because everyone knows that a hole 19 inches deep is the fastest way to let Satan enter your heart and control you.
I didn't like LA much before but now I pretty much hate the stupid ass town.
Rule #378 is Lighten the Fuck Up, LA
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