#434 Drunken Booty Calls Are NEVER A Good Idea

True Hatch needed some booty and nothing was gonna stop him!

We've all been there, drunk, lonely, wandering around your old girlfriend's neighborhood at 4:30 in the morning and decide to drop in for a little hoochie coochie.

Drunken man wanders into wrong home; Shot by homeowner

And then things go wrong when you (you being 24 year old True Hatch) decide that not her house is her house and proceed to start pounding on the glass patio door (remember, this is at 4:30 am). All the not-your-ex-girlfriends in the house wake up, assemble and try to tell the guy to stop. He does not, he proceeds to smash his way through the glass door and then the homeowner shoots him.

No booty and, probably, a fair bit of pain from a bullet. That is going to be one painful hangover.

Drunken booty calls are a bad idea under the best of circumstances but this one was well beyond the curve from stupid to straight up moronic.

Rule #434 is Drunken Booty Calls Are NEVER A Good Idea