#103 If You're An Alcoholic, Stay Out of the Liquor Aisle

Man accused of guzzling at Wis. Wal-Mart

I love that they have to say accused of guzzling when they have him on videotaped surveillance pounding 12 ounce Lynchburg Lemonades. Because if they say he did it without a trial then they are committing libel or somesuch.

Dude is a recovering alcoholic with 16 months of alcohol free living under his belt. But he lost control at the Wal-Mart and drank 7 alkie pop lemonades.

Just like pedophiles need to stay away from children, alcoholics need to avoid temptation and stay the hell away from alcohol. And, if you do decide to bounce off the wagon then purchase your poison, don't commit a crime and compound your problems with such stupidity.

Rule #103 is If You're An Alcoholic, Stay Out of the Liquor Aisle