Craig S. McCullough of Cedar Rapids, Iowa, you are today's dumbass horndog winner! Or loser.
Let's run down the myriad stupidities here.
1. You own an inflatable sex doll.
2. You brought your inflatable sex doll to a public office building. Made far worse because some of the offices are used by Federal officials of the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency.
3. You decided to "lay with" your inflatable
4. You got caught with your pants down in a public bathroom with an inflatable sex doll.
5. You get to be the inflatable sex doll in jail!
There is no possible rationalization for this numbnut's stupidity. Oh yeah, Craig has a 2004 conviction for burglarizing a wedding gown store and stealing a mannequin in a bridal gown so there might be a pattern of repeat stupidity going on here.
Rule #104 is Leave Your Inflatable Sex Doll at Home
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