11.30.2007

#119 Do Not Slip RU-486 Into Your Girlfriend's Smoothie

Man Accused of Forcing Miscarriage

Manishkumar M. Patel, you win today's most offensive creep award for causing your girlfriend to have two miscarriages and for trying for a third.

Here's a little advice, Romeo, wear a goddamned condom if you don't want kids. Quit aborting your children without permission by slipping RU-486 into your girlfriend's drinks.

But I don't think you need to worry about any unwanted children anymore since you'll be going away for a long, long time, up to 99 1/2 years.

Rule #119 is Do Not Slip RU-486 Into Your Girlfriend's Smoothie

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