Woman mistook naked thief for husband
This story seems too bizarre to be true. A thief was stealing stuff from a house while the family was asleep. He noticed that the husband was sleeping on the couch and figured he'd add a little nookie to his theft for the night. So he took off his clothes and got into bed with the woman of the house.
She woke up when his voice was not the voice of her husband's, went into the living room and saw her sleeping husband and then started screaming.
Hard to believe but the naked thief got away with the loot he'd stolen and his big brass balls clanging like gongs while he ran (no, not really on the brass balls part). The hutzpah displayed is astonishing and he's lucky he didn't get beaten into a nasty puddle of goo.
Rule #177 is Keep Your Clothes on While Thieving
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