Inmate Hides Gun In Fat Layers
George Vera weighs a robust 600 pounds and was able to secrete not a tiny derringer but a full sized 9mm AND two magazines. The article does not state whether he was also hiding a small cache of food being slow cooked by his body heat.
They don't say what this poster child for 20 something diabetes and heart disease was arrested for but I somehow doubt it was for parking tickets.
Rule #276 is Don't Get So Fat You Can Hide Stuff Under Your Fat Layers
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