4.06.2010

#305 Don't Update Your MySpace Page in the Middle of a Burglary

Cops: Burglar logs into MySpace on store computer during a five hour burgle session in which he also surfed for porn and tried to sell previously stolen stuff.

Which is all to say that this 17 year old kid is incredibly stupid. I know I was an idiot at 17 but I was light years ahead of where this dumbass is.

Not that I want to help thieves and criminals in general but here's a tip, if you're breaking into somewhere, break in, get the shit and then get the hell out and gone. Don't act like you own the place, don't stop to have a stroke session, don't update your social networking sites.

Rule #305 is Don't Update Your MySpace Page in the Middle of a Burglary

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