#326 Don't Close the School Library and Replace It With a Coffeeshop

Of course, you know a story with a headline like this, Lamar High's Library Ousts Books, Re-Opens as Coffee Shop is going to be southern and most likely Texan. And guess what? You're right.

I bet the principal considered putting in a strip club before "settling" on a coffee shop. Because lord knows we need more coffee and less book readerating. Especially in schools where learning leads to thinking which leads to realizing that your state is run by a bunch of dimwitted assholes in big hats.

Texas is the state that wants to rewrite textbooks to include creationism and other totally bullshit religion-based information that will push America even further behind the rest of the world in terms of really educating our children.

They didn't pave paradise because Texas ain't nothing like paradise and they didn't put up a parking lot but they didn't go too far off from the song.

Rule #326 is Don't Close the School Library and Replace It With a Coffeeshop