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| Proud Panty Thief |
And for having the smuggest ever mugshot for being a sexually deviant thief with a panty fetish.
Seriously, dude, you were arrested for stealing women's underwear and bras, why not wipe that "I jacked off in those panties" grin off your face and realize that some dude is gonna rape your stupid ass in prison.
Anyway, Conrad Smith, you are today's lucky winner of a stay in the pokey where your little fetish is going to result in your corny being plumbed. I hope it was worth it.
And the next time you need some wank fodder, why not just go and buy some panties at the mall and save yourself the trouble of being labeled as a sexually deviant dumbass?
On a related note, we now know who was buying all those used panties off Ebay.
Rule #330 is Stow Your Smarmy Grin While Getting Your Mugshot Taken
Rule #330a is Don't Steal Women's Underwear
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