7.13.2011

#353 Don't Drink and Drive While on Duty

Miami Beach cop, in ATV crash with 3 injured, was allegedly drinking and had a woman he'd picked up at the bar on the back of his police ATV when he collided with those stupid people who were too slow to get out of his way (yes, that's a joke).

To their credit, his superiors have expressed outrage that he'd engage in such behavior and will be an out of work cop in short order if the allegations are proved true.

But still, drinking and driving your police ATV on the beach with a bar floozy on the back? And you didn't think you'd get caught before you ran into not one, not two but three people? You should not be allowed to possess a firearm, Officer Dumbshit!

Rule #353 is Don't Drink and Drive While on Duty

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