#388 Quit Being a Hypocrite

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Drug Rehab Counselor Arrested for Heroin Possession

Kristin Dempsey, the 33-year-old drug counselor arrested for heroin possession on Wednesday after a search of her home turned up 6.7 grams of the drug along with cash, packaging materials and other things things to sell heroin.

Yep, she was counseling against drug addiction at her job and creating more addicts in her free time. This is akin to the window replacement service getting caught throwing rocks through windows at night.

It seems to me that someone in a position of drug abatement authority like Morticia Kristin should be facing more charges than a typical person off the street charged with the same crime. She's a living conflict of interest.

Also, maybe ask your stylist to not make your eye brows look like little razor blades above your eyes, you look kind of scary.

Rule #388 is Quit Being a Hypocrite