Everyone say hi to Christie Dawn Harris, just don't piss her off because she just might have a pistol shoved in her girl parts and she's not afraid to whip it out and pop off a round if need be (as evidenced by the spent shell with the live rounds). She's also a meth-head so there's that too.
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| You say vagina, I say holster! |
She gets busted in a parking lot with a pal doing meth and, during the clothing change to prison orange, the supervising cop notices a wooden handle sticking out of Christie's vagina. Sensing something unusual, they extracted the .22 Freedom Arms Derringer (hopefully they did this gingerly as that exposed hammer could cause some ouchies).
Oh and if you share meth with Christie, she keeps it in a baggie wedged in her butt crack. She's just a class act all the way around, isn't she?
I hope they checked under her boobs for knives or hand grenades.
Rule #403 is Your Vagina is Not a Holster
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