Police: Man arrested for masturbating while riding bike through The Diag
Okay, I get it, you're a busy guy, got places to go, cum to spew and not enough time to get it all done so you multi-task. Only there are some things that should be considered single tasks, that is, don't try to do something else at the same time.
Masturbating is one of those. Riding a bike is another. Combining the two sounds like a great way to end up in the emergency room with a bunch of strangers laughing at you.
The article, not surprisingly, mentions that drugs were found on the 52 year old man. Hey, he's a 52 year old guy riding a bike and jacking off at the same time? Put him on America's Got Talent!
Or not. Do one thing at a time, put all your effort into it whether that is pedaling to your friend's house for a spanking or jacking your trouser snake.
Rule #411 is Choose One, Ride Your Bike OR Masturbate, NOT Both!
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