If there isn't a drive thru, it is unlikely that pretending there IS one will magically make one appear, there is no drive thru, you dumb person.
There is a trend these days to lean towards 100% over the top confidence in an answer until it is demonstrated wrong and then total disavowal. Look, the world is a complicated, complex and never-ending whir of activity and it is dumb to think anyone is on top of everything. You are simply unable to know who the #1 women's golf pro is, the best small hatchback wagon according to a unique and evolving set of criteria, what happened across the world and everything else.
Why is it so difficult to admit failure? To admit being wrong? When did it become seen as a sign of weakness to admit that something we thought was right was wrong?
This driver, doesn't say whether man or woman and I'm not going to presume either as I've been with totally shitty male and female drivers, wanted whatever stupid combination of words they blurt out and pay too much for and was in too much of a rush or need to notice that the drive thru they were pulling up to didn't actually exist. No matter. Just fucking hit the gas and let horsepower solve all your problems. Or not. Maybe that'll smash your Chevy into a column and wedge you in resulting in maximum embarrassment.
Look at yourself, try and recognize the reality that you exist in may or may not be the reality the rest of us exist in. People aren't against you, they are simply for themselves.
Rule #424 is Your "Reality" Isn't
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