#426 Face Tats are NEVER a Good Idea, Doubly So for an ID Thief

George Zimmerman, is that you?

Florida Man With Car Logo Tattooed On His Face Arrested for Identity Theft

Ahh, where to start. This is rather fertile territory for WNTD, this guy is a full on cautionary tale from the face tats to the vacant slightly tilted head to the tiny opening in his mouth. And the neckbeard and the neck tats.

And, of course, let's not overlook that this dipshit tattooed the logo for Bentley on this forehead. His chosen profession? Identity theft. Makes sense he'd want to be someone else after looking at his own dumb ass self in the mirror every morning.

Say hello to 26-year-old Derek Denesevich who, after buying records from Porscha (sooooo classy!) Kyles, filed false tax returns on Broward County residents. More than 100 people were affected by his scheme with total losses of more than $120,000.

Porscha is now serving a 3 year sentence in federal prison (real life Orange is the New Black!) for ID theft. Derek turned himself in because, come on, it wasn't like he was going to be able to hide anywhere, ever.

Bentleys and Porsches, oh my. Not really. Dude should have a Pontiac logo on his face, he might be able to afford one of those someday.

Rule #426 is Face Tats are NEVER a Good Idea, Doubly So for an ID Thief

#300 Don't Be a Loser Tagger/Vandal

Vandal caught spray painting Santa Cruz police cruiser

Kitt Alexander Hall, you are a worthless piece of shit who does nothing but cause damage by tagging your stupid tag all over towns. You don't even live in Santa Cruz and you came here and caused thousands and thousands of dollars of damage for no apparent reason.

You etched vehicle windows, you spray painted all over Pacific Avenue and were stupid enough (aerosol fumes maybe) to spray paint a police car when the cop was just inside the building.

I hope you are forced to pony up restitution, forced to clean up your mess and then sent to prison for a damned long time. Losers like you drag down society with your pathetic and worthless tagging crap.

You aren't an artist, you are a vandal. You aren't a counter culture voice, you are a criminal.

Rule #300 is Don't Be a Loser Tagger/Vandal