Showing posts with label self-inflicted. Show all posts
Showing posts with label self-inflicted. Show all posts

6.27.2013

#413 Do You WANT To Be a Darwin Award Hall of Famer?

Drunk Texan kills himself while playing with gun in a parking showing off. This now even more empty headed idiot put his revolver to his head and pulled the trigger four times. He did it one more and that's where the bullet was that killed him.

How many people have died this year from gunshot wounds of guns they were sure were empty? How many more have been injured and need medical treatment? How many needed medical treatment and didn't get it because they knew they'd get charged with a crime for being such negligent dipshits with deadly weapons.

As it is, I'm glad this moron's moronic DNA is out of the gene pool. I hope he removed himself from the gene pool before he could pollute it with his stupidity.

Rule #413 is Do You WANT To Be a Darwin Award Hall of Famer?

9.13.2007

Rule #88 Don't Fiddle With Guns

Teen Shoots Himself in Leg at McDonald's while fiddling with the pistol tucked into the waistband of his underoos.

To which I've gotta say, Smooth Move, Ex-Lax. You're trying to be a tough guy with your wee pee-shooter twenty five caliber pistol and shot yourself. Quality work, numbnuts.

Rule #88 is Don't Fiddle With Guns