This is Michael Baker, clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer, stealing gas from a police car in his hometown of Jenkins, Kentucky which sounds like a dinky blinker town (if you blink, you'll miss it). Somehow this dumb fuck got the idea that stealing gas from police cars was a good idea and then he doubled down by having a photo taken of him stealing the gas from the police cars. And then, in a fit of supreme dumbfuckery, he posted the image to Facebook.
Was he planning on putting that gas into another car or drinking it himself because this 20 year old kid is an utter fucktard three times over. Four times if you count the idiotic way he's got his baseball cap off to the side. Five times over if you consider giving the finger while stealing gas from a police car in a photo that you posted to a publicly accessible website. Yeah. I'm hoping this genius does not pass along his idiot genes to the next generation, we can do without his special brand of rebellious dumbfuckery.
Rule #384 is Don't Post Photos of You Stealing Gas from Police Cars to Facebook
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