#418 Don't Do Naked Pushups in the Middle of the Road

Use the buddy system for safer street pushups!

 I'm sure many things seem like a great idea but dropping trou and running into the street to do some naked pushups at 4 in the morning isn't one of them.

Man doing naked pushups in Portland street hit, killed by passing car

A life ends in three parts,  a call to the police about a naked man running in traffic, another call about a naked man doing pushups in traffic and then a third call that the naked man doing pushups in traffic had been hit and killed by a third car.

Rule #418 is Don't Do Naked Pushups in the Middle of the Road